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The World is Like a Crazy Goat

by Worldwide Welshman

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Eamon Coughlan
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Eamon Coughlan Liam hits the perfect balance between comedy and catchy bangers, with a healthy dose of culture through traditional instrumentation and styles. Favorite track: Wǒ xǐ huān nǐ de tóu fà 我喜欢你的头发 ft. Muqi Li.
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1.
Oh senorita Let Me Go, woah-oh-oh, Senorita let me go... Oh oh oh Oh, I know I'm drunk but that's no reason to act like this oh oh oh oh, I know we're drunk but that is no excuse so senorita let me go, woah-oh-oh, senorita let me go Oh senorita let me go, woaoh-oh-oh, senorita let me go I know I'm drunk, but that's no reason for us to be like this And I don't want you're grubby fingers all over my suit I don't want to loose my hat again but most of all, I don't want my wife to know so senorita let me go.......… Bienvenido al vida moderna, no hay nada que podemos hacer, estamos aqui para siempre so senorita let me go, woah oh oh, senorita let me go…. Ya habibi let me go… O fy nghariad gad fi fynd…
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El mundo está como una cabra El mundo está muy loco El mundo tiene mucha tristeza Aún asi, Todos vivimos la fiesta Muchos de nosotros no entendemos qué es la verdad ¿estamos siendo manipulados? ¿dónde está nuestro amor por la vida y la humanidad? ¿cuándo comprenderemos la realidad? No podemos continuar así ¿donde está nuestro amor por la madre tierra? El mundo está como una cabra, El mundo esta muy loco El mundo tiene mucha tristeza, El mudo tiene, muchas problemas. Our lives are sometimes so sad and tragic So many days wasted and pointless I often feel like I should do something Trapped in hedonism The end of civilization
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Stinging nettles stole my dignity away, vanished in the undergrowth will she ever understand, she is always in demand will she ever realise, my façade is a disguise and I'll always go back into the forest to search for her, I'll never give up, but I'll never give up music for your love last night while eating dinner, I wished that you were here, darling I've been thinking about you in almost every situation wishing I could be with you, wishing you could be with me, wishing we could be together but stinging nettles, grow between us my heart is scattered all over the world, like a dandelion on the breeze take me to the place where we first met, circumstances, you made me feel like I was five years old, forever age receding, even when my hair is almost gone, when we're sat together on the bus, the windows steaming up even though your covered up from me, I know that this will work, I can still see you, your face, your heart stinging nettles, grow between us The world is full of tragedy and pain, and there's nothing I can do Stinging nettles stole my dignity away... and there's nothing that I can do stinging nettles, grow between us
4.
Do exercise eat healthy food and maybe take up mindfulness or yoga stop wallowing in self defeat and look up pleasing pictures of pagodas sometimes you feel really grim like an old crumbly wall you need a plaster well drink a cup of herbal tea and hopefully feel less defeated after its easy to be happy when you're happy but when you're sad its harder... inside you feel broken like a plate on the cold stone floor of your dungeon your heart is beating like a drug fuelled rave inside a cave into which you're plunging beside a lake you see the shapes of all the people that at some point you insulted, accidentally and out from the darkness come all your past mistakes and back in time you're catapulted one, two, three, four its easy to be happy when you're happy but when you're sad its harder e facile esser felice se sei felice, e piu difficile se sei triste Mae'n hawdd I bod yn hapus pan ti'n hapus ond pan ti'n drist mae'n anoddach tis makkelijk com blij te zijn als te blij bent, maar als je triest bent is't lastig Lako je biti sretan kada ste sretni, ali kad ste tužni, to je teže sahil te con mubsut wenta mubsut, be sah ab wenta hasnan On helppoo olla iloinen kun oot iloinen, mut kun et oo sen on vaikeampaa
5.
Global Financial Crisis, protesters in Tahrir Square People in tents on wall street, scent of dissension in the air He’s sleeping on the pavement, dissatisfaction’s written on his shirt Just when you thought that things were changing, they pushed us back, down into the dirt working all the hours God sends just to earn some money just enough to live but not to do the things you want to Spending too much time at the pub drinking all my money money money money, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Everybody’s telling me, it’s time to get a new TV, I’ve got to get my act together, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Now my TV’s telling me, I have to get it in HD, it will have better quality, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! They say that elves ain’t real But if they are they're probably all Chinese Coca-cola made up Santa Turns out I have to get presents myself Sipping some champagne on my yacht, I've got lots of money, money, money.... Sinking to the depths of despair, 'caus I've got no money, money, money..... Argue with my family again, cos I got shit presents one of those again I always get one every year Losing all my money again, I’m at the derby, derby, derby, derby, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Everybody’s telling me, it’s time to get a new TV, I’ve got to get my act together, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Now my TV’s telling me, I have to get it in HD, it will have better quality, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Ahahahah---its nearly christmas My kids want a games console, they didn’t like their antique bowls, next year it’s a lump of coal, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Seas & temperatures will rise, too many living things will die, disaster, hunger, water-shortage, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS Got caught by my little nipper, I was eating all the carrots, now they don’t believe in Santa, I’VE RUINED CHRISTMAS! Take more oil from the Arctic, rape the seas until they're septic, burn the forests bomb the mountains, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS My kids want a games console, they didn’t like their antique bowls, next year it’s a lump of coal, IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Money Money Money...... Pound Sterling, Dollar, Yen, Rouble, Euro, Rupee, Dinero. Pound Sterling, Dollar, Yen, Rouble, Euro, Rupee, Dinero. Peso Peso Peso Peso Its nearly Christmas
6.
Dacw 'nghariad i lawr yn y berllan Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal O na bawn i yno fy hunan, Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal Dacw'r tŷ, a dacw'r 'sgubor Dacw ddrws y beudy'n agor Ffaldi radl didl dal, ffaldi radl didl dal Tw rym di ro rym di radl didl dal Dacw’r dderwen wych ganghennog Golwg arni sydd dra serchog Mi arhosaf 'dan ei chysgod Nes daw 'nghariad i 'ngyfarfod Dacw'r delyn, dacw'r tannau Beth wyf gwell, heb neb i'w chwarae Dacw'r feinwen hoenus fanwl Beth wyf well heb gael ei meddwl? Translation: There is my sweetheart down in the orchard, Oh how I wish I were there myself, There is the house and there is the barn; There is the door of the cow house open.   There is the gallant, branching oak, A vision, lovingly crowned. I will wait in her shade/in its shadow Until my love comes to meet me.   There is the harp, there are her strings; What better am I, without anyone to play her for? / what's the use with no one to play it There’s the delicate /dainty fair maiden, exquisite and full of life; What nearer am I, without having her attention? 6. Dacw Nghariad i Lawr Yn Y Berllan ft. Ethno England 2016
7.
我 喜欢 你的 头发 I like your hair 哎哟 你 很 漂亮 Oh my, you are very pretty 我 喜欢 你的 头发 I like your hair 你 很 漂亮 you are very pretty 我 喜欢 你 的 头发 I like your hair 哎哟 很 高兴 见 到 你 Oh my, nice to meet you 我 爱 你 姑娘 I love you girl 你 很 漂亮 you are very pretty 我 喜 欢 你 的 头 发 哎哟 我 爱 你 I like your hair, oh my, I love you 我 爱 你 姑 娘 你 让 我 的 心 爆 炸 I love you girl, you make my heart explode 我 喜 欢 你 的 头 发 我 喜 欢 你 的 头 发 Wǒ xǐhuan nǐ de tóufǎ, Wǒ xǐhuan nǐ de tóufǎ, 我 爱 你 姑 娘 你 很 漂 亮 Wǒ ài nǐ, gū niáng Nǐ hěn piàoliang All I know in Mandarin is how to chat you up, now I have got nothing more to say
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My eyes are filled with a thousand glittering stars, a million little red coated white bearded men, tiny fluffy blond white children with wings, Five thousand spiky polystyrene things And of course, the baubles and LEDs, such beauty to to adorn your plastic tree, the most pretty plastic items that there's ever been for competitive prices like you've never seen. Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu You've got a colourful Christmas tree, I've got some money for my family 一遍又一遍 – Yībiàn yòu yībiàn – again and again 一天又一天 – Yītiān yòu yītiān – day after day 我没有时间 – Wǒ méiyǒu shíjiān – I do not have time 也没有思念 – Yě méiyǒu sīniàn – no thoughts 一遍又一遍 dip it in the glue 一天又一天 put it in glitter machine 我没有时间 hang it up and then 也没有思念 we'll do it all again! Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu You've got a colourful Christmas tree, I've got some money for my family Its all about give and take in this big bad world you give me money, I give you most of my time making pretty plastic items that you really need for competitive prices like you've never seen. Yībiàn yòu yībiàn, ten face masks a day Yītiān yòu yītiān, engulfed in christmas dust Wǒ méiyǒu shíjiān, in my hair and on my hands Yě méiyǒu sīniàn, how is this crap in demand? Jingle bells, Christmas elves, making fat white bearded men Jingle bells, Christmas sells, Some with a saxophone, No one knows, no one knows, tidings of comfort and joy, Plastic toys, plastic toys, Who is this baby in a cowshe-e-e-d? 一遍又一遍 we could do it in our sleep 一天又一天 if they'd let us have some sleep 我没有时间 I'll stay for just another year 也没有思念 then I'm getting out of here! Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu Happy Christmas from our factory in Yiwu You've got a colourful Christmas tree, I've got some money for my family Jingle bells, Christmas elves Jingle bells, Christmas sells Jingle bells, Christmas elves Jingle bells, Christmas sells.
9.
Waltz with me darling waltz with me my love, waltz with me sweetheart we're floating above all of the death and destruction below, if we were to fall and die no one would know waltz with my darling waltz with me my girl, lets dance to the airport and fly round the world you laugh but I'm serious, one of these days, we'll earn enough to escape from this place, leave all this carnage and violence, defy all those who wish to silence us Hide with me darling hide with me my dear, don't talk to loud or they might overhear, all of the secrets my heart says to you when will they leave us to live as we choose? Run with me darling, lets set ourselves free leave our fraught, dissected community one of these days we'll be happy again, away from this tragedy, hardship and pain but my love how could we leave our community burning, only the memories returning, if we left all this carnage and violence, who'd stand up to those who silence us
10.
I'll take you to the community garden to meet the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet all my friends I'll take you to the community garden to meet the fraternity I'll take you to the community garden, will you be my love? I'll take you to the community garden to meet the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet all the crew I'll take you to the community garden to meet the gardeners I'll take you to the community garden, will you be my love? Don't touch, don't touch the flowers, don't touch, don't touch the strawberries don't touch, don't touch the lettuces, they're not for you they're for the community I'll take you to the community garden, to meet the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet all the boys I'll take you to the community garden to meet the brotherhood I'll take you to the community garden, will you be my love? Don't touch, don't touch the cabbages, Don't touch don't the garden art, don't touch, don't touch the radishes, they're not for you they're for the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet all the girls I'll take you to the community garden, to meet the sisterhood I'll take you to the community garden, will you be my love? instrumental Rure ik, u rure ik u gure-ik'n, rure ik u rure iku van-an'n-e rure ik e rure ik e reu-lon, der iku va dai, dey ar fur samfunnet jeg skal ta deg til sammfunnshagn for å møte samfunnet jeg skal ta deg til sammfunnshagn for å møte mine vemene jeg skal ta deg til sammfunnshagn for å møte samfunnet, jeg skal ta deg til sammfunnshagn vil du blir min kjærstn nai mynd a chi i'r ardd gymynedol I gyfarfod y gymyned, nai mynd a chi i'r ardd gymynedol I gyfarod fy frindiau nai mynd a chi i'r ardd cymynedol I gyfarod y hogie nai mynd a chi i'r ardd gymynedol bydded yn cariad I mi? I'll take you too the community garden to meet the community I'll take you to the community garden to meet all my friends I'll take you too the community garden to meet the resistance I'll take you to the community garden, take you to the community garden, take you to the community garden, will you be me wife!
11.
Ar lan y môr mae rhosys cochion Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore. Ar lan y môr mae carreg wastad Lle bûm yn siarad gair â'm cariad O amgylch hon fe dyf y lili Ac ambell sprygyn o rosmari. Ar lan y môr mae cerrig gleision Ar lan y môr mae blodau'r meibion Ar lan y môr mae pob rinweddau Ar lan y môr mae nghariad innau.

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Debut (demo) album from Worldwide Welshman (& Beyond), recorded in London, North Wales, North Italy, Oxford & Algeria.

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released October 18, 2018

Written by Liam Rickard, with Paul Lynch on Stinging Nettles & Song for Septebmer, and Cloud Yun Wan on Christmas in Yiwu. Dacw Nghariad and Ar Lan Y Mor are traditional.
Mastered by Tom Williams except Dacw Nghariad, mastered by Niko Brian
Mixed by Francesco Carrer & others

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Worldwide Welshman Machynlleth, UK

Worldwide Welshman is a global-alt-pop artist from Betws-Y-Coed.
He collaborates with an amalgamation of local & migrant musicians who bring a rich tapestry of funk, folk & jazz flavours into the music to create an international sound that celebrates the cultural melting pot of modern Europe ... more

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